I hope you never have: that you have never bought a body shaper, slimming girdle , slimming shorts or some other torture device that should, in theory, make you lose pounds. The advertising says that this slimming or shaping girdle, black, thick, a kind of sectioned wetsuit , can make you:
– lose weight and shape
– dissolve cellulite.
In reality, the only thing it does to you is a sweat bath. In the early days you will feel more compact, it is the effect of the constant pressure of that infernal fabric . Either you live forever with that sheath or, after a week or two without it, you will be back exactly as you were before, but combined worse. A bit like when, after the summer, you put your shoes on and they go tight. Your feet didn’t get fat, nor did you have thinner feet in your boots in winter. In addition, this continuous pressure and the greater heat on the body, create more damage to the microcirculation : therefore you torture yourself for a kind of “bagged effect” that makes you lose fluids, and when you reintegrate them all you will realize that you have worsened the situation. But let’s move on. You put on this leotard or this shorts, with great effort because to put it on you pray in all languages, a miracle, already there you begin to be saints.
Then: the body modeling or the shorts in theory should be put under normal clothes, so that your body temperature reaches eighty degrees as you walk and it starts raining sweat. So you also have to get dressed, you certainly can’t go around in a leotard, or passers-by would start throwing coins at you, taking you for mimes. In the case of shorts, they would ask you where the bicycle has gone. Finally there you are: get dressed, with this trap on, every step the stretch fabric rubs making strange noises. Now: clearly you are unpresentable, I say, in an emergency. Do you know the story of the mother who asks you to put on good underwear in case of illness (don’t you want to be found with unmatched socks by the nurse?) Or of the friend who recommends paired panties and bra, in case you ever meet the nurse. life right at that moment? Here, let’s make horns in the first case and let’s focus on the second. You meet the man of your life, he is full of ardor and you fall into his arms. He lifts your skirt and zac! The body that squeezes you like salami. The shorts. Beautiful blacks, soaked in your sweat, burning. He gets to call the fire brigade first than to get them off you. But take comfort, at least you bought these girdles thinking about losing weight.The stars use them to be able to wear gala dresses well: that is, we see the photos of these sylphs , and under the Armani dress they are salami squeezed into the body. They risk skin infections (not sweating) and more cellulite for the gala.
And you want to imitate these champions of intelligence?