Hot dog water: ketogenic and slimming?
Things we honestly would never, ever want to hear about : things that make you think that ok, if this is a ploy to lose weight we are fruit, or rather, the hot dog to be precise. And yes, because after the broccoli coffee that is going crazy abroad and the broccolatte (coffee with broccoli), mineralizing and ketogenic water arrives at the hot dog .
Hot dog water is not like the most optimistic of you already thought a hot dog-flavored water: a bit like chocolate cheese or salami that yes, guys, already exists. Maybe not. Hot dog water is nothing more than a container full of mineral water with a boiled hot dog inside. Who is there, taking a bath.
A Canadian invention that we could do without, hot dog water, according to the inventors, would allow you to lose weight because it is ketogenic and rich in mineral salts . Now, I don’t know what minerals can come out of dipping a hot dog in water, I guess just sodium. In any case, the hot dog water, born in Vancouver by a team of nutritionists and researchers with a sadistic taste and a certain nose for business, costs a whopping 38 dollars, or about 36 euros. In addition to the damage of the result, the aesthetic insult: the hot dog water is presented in a way that does not make you want to try it.
I don’t know about you, but I feel slightly teased…
And indeed it is. A mockery.
Going to look at the writing in the bottle, we read precisely: “Hot Dog Water in its absurdity hopes to encourage critical thinking related to product marketing and the significant role it can play in our purchasing choices”.
In other words , hot dog water in its absurdity aims to encourage critical thinking towards marketing products and the important role it has in our purchasing decisions . The disconcerting thing is that people have bought it by believing in its slimming properties. What does this suggest to us? That it is enough to apply the adjective slimming to anything and people buy. Spends, spends and spends in search of a miracle that does not exist.
If only they had written something like this for broccoli coffee, which unfortunately is not a fake.
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