Donald Trump is on a diet, but don’t tell him

Donald Trump is on a diet, but don’t tell him

 

After narrowly escaping the impeachment sentence and having banned Michelle Obama’s healthy diet from American school canteens, US President Donald Trump is on a diet. Except apparently he doesn’t know.

In fact, Dr. Ronny Jackson, a doctor of the White House, speaks of the fact that Donald Trump is on a diet. Amicably referred to as the “candy man” for his ease of prescribing pills.

Who, in order to make him lose weight, hides the cauliflower in the mashed potatoes.
As is done with children, practically. And he said at a recent conference that he made ice cream “less accessible”. Maybe hiding it in the freezer’s top shelf, or inside bags of frozen spinach. It is not known.

The goal is to find healthy alternatives to the foods Donald Trump loves to eat.
And if you have no idea what Trump eats, I’ll explain it well in this article.

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Dr. Jackson says that genetics saved the President from obesity, but that he needs to lose those 5 or 7 pounds in order for him to live to be 200 years old.
Yes, oh well.

He had tried the same before, revealing a plan that included, as it is written here , burgers without bread and salad before meals.
This plan has obviously failed.

So now all he has to do is play one last, very desperate, card: disguise his puree.

So, while American school children have returned to their diet of pizza and fried chicken nuggets in the cafeteria, because according to the President of the United States fruits and vegetables were difficult to manage at school (boh!), He tries to spend less time possible on the elliptical that was provided to him to lose weight.

And since Dr. Jackson has announced he is leaving his position in the White House thanks to the President who brought him into politics , we wish the doctor who will take his place all the best.
Who knows, maybe the new one will try something impossible.
Like putting the water in the cola and the tea in the President’s whiskey.

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