How to lose 5 kg in two days
Do you want to lose five kilos in two days with a detox drink that costs ten euros, excluding shipping costs? Well, if you are sure that watching a romantic comedy in the evening, the same story with a lot of happy ending will happen to you the next day, in which you will meet the woman of your life (and she has a beastly body, but in life she is an heiress) or the man of your life (and besides being handsome he is rich too), then for sure you must try this umpteenth nonsense . The secret to weight loss comes from Hollywood .
It’s called “ The Hollywood 48 Miracle Diet“, And allows you to lose“ ten pounds in two days ”, the equivalent of 4-5 pounds. It involves buying a fruit, vegetable and unspecified “essential oil” drink, which would melt fat in just two days, and which has been advertised for over ten years now. In America it was stormed, everyone talks about it, over the years it has been talked about on every TV.
The beauty is that there are still people who believe in it and who take positive testimonies on the net for good . In fact, the secret of fast weight loss is all in two processes: fasting and juicing. Fasting _it is fasting, since apart from the drink dissolved in water you cannot eat anything else. So it’s about doing a liquid diet (juicing) based on something vegetable with laxative effects, a caloric intake of only 400 calories a day for two days. Stuff to shoot yourself. After the two days, if a weight loss has occurred, with a normal diet everything will be recovered immediately.
So let’s say that taking this drink is the equivalent of intestinal colic . Do you know when you have the flu and take these daring runs to the bathroom with every sip of water? If you want to lose weight at all costs, why not get salmonella ?
It reminds me of when people ingested tapeworms to lose weight: there are still people willing to sell you a very dangerous intestinal worm, of which you lose pieces with each dejection, and which can even lead to death. They call it the tapeworm diet .
But I don’t want to scare you: this drink can almost be compared to a two-day colic.
Still, this “Hollywood weight loss secret” continues to sell despite plenty of comments on Amazon claiming it doesn’t work at all. Yet this has not only prevented people from continuing to buy the shake , but even the company from diversifying its offering with other products: weight loss cookies, for example.
Waiting for all these stoned secrets to lose weight to be banned by law one day, I remind you that it is one thing to want to lose weight if you are overweight, another is to be taken for a ride by people who want to take advantage of your desperation.
So be smart. Never desperate.
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