If you are a WhatsApp user and you want to share funny phrases with your contacts, here you can find a collection in text and image format. The phrases have been selected from among the wittiest and most original on the net and are constantly updated to always have new “weapons” available to stimulate laughter.

In the first part of this post, you can find funny phrases for WhatsApp in text format . To share them, just copy the text and paste it as a normal message.

In the second part of the post, however, you can find some of these phrases in images suitable for WhatsApp, but which can be shared on any social network. To send one of these images, just save it to your phone and send it as a normal photograph.

Ps. If you are also interested in funny videos, visit this page: Funny videos to send for free on WhatsApp .

Funny phrases for WhatsApp: text

1. My salary would be so bad in a circus that the clown would lose his job.
2. The important thing is not to win, but to make the opponent lose.
3. If you are not part of the solution… you are part of the problem!
4. Absolute truth does not exist … and this is absolutely true.
5. To err is human… but blaming others is even more human.
6. A smile is the best way to scare the enemy.
7. Money does not bring happiness… shopping does!
8. I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
9. Studying means not trusting the intelligence of our classmate.
10. The only thing on your mind is the comb.
11. Alcohol kills slowly… It doesn’t matter, I have no problem.
12. If you say good morning on Monday you are a hypocrite!
13. Life is short, smile while you still have your teeth.
14. The important thing is money, health comes and goes.
15. Work has never killed anyone … but, these days, better not risk it.
16. Don’t take life too seriously, in the end you won’t make it out alive.
17. Intelligence chases me, but I’m faster!
18. The elevator to success is out of order. You will have to use the stairs.
19. Doing nothing is difficult, you never know when you’re done.
20. Better to remain silent and be considered a fool than to speak out and remove all doubts.
21. I’m not lazy, I’m in power saving mode.

Funny phrases for WhatsApp: pictures