Aquagym exercises in the sea without sounding ridiculous

I don’t know about you, but when I’m at the beach I think about having fun and relaxing , I do the real gymnastics outside, elsewhere. Whenever I read articles on gymnastics to do in the sea, running with the calves in the water or shooting in the water while running is recommended. Now, I’d like you to imagine the scene. August, people everywhere.
Scenario A: sandy beach, not even a pebble, invaded by bathers. Can you see us running like crazy and freely for meters and meters, with the water in your calves, and even taking shots? Apart from the risk of overwhelming screaming children, grandmothers who would like to enter the water little by little and you are splashing them with apparent sadism, ladies with an abnormal bun of hair so as not to ruin the hairdresser’s styling, and that they could kill you for a false movement, the point is to imagine yourself running and shooting with your body in the wind and your legs in the water as if you were in the Blue Lagoon , while you are in Riccione. In short, a little dignity.

Scenario B: like scenario A, but there are fewer people, because there are rocks. Whoever goes into the water does so with the grace of the elephant in the porcelain shop. They are all in rock shoes, where the hell are you running for?It is not free climbing, there is no climbing, it is water aerobics. Instead, after having overcome the rocks of the shore unscathed, you are already at high water. How do you run on high water, who are you, Jesus? If you add to this the hilarity that you can arouse in those who look at you, (“Mom, mom, look, look at that!” Or “Mom, why does the gentleman jump like this, is he sick?”), You understand that you cannot take certain advice to the letter.

There is also a scenario C: the swimming pool. In this case scenario B is valid, but with the crowd of scenario A. In practice, chlorine hell.

Now, probably these same tips are written by people who go to the tropical hermitage to take their holidays , the islet with two palm trees in both corners of your view. Otherwise it cannot be explained, that is, I do not explain it to myself.
Having said that, I will explain three ways to make a figure (and even a tarallo deck) while you are in the water , also being cool on the beach (no one can tell you anything) and looking like ordinary bathers who are having fun in the sea. (continued on page two)